Recipe Magician Gifts

"I can see this prepared as quenelles de maquereau with a nice rémoulade and some herbed zucchini spirals."

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Needs salt!'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Benihana style of cooking.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Party time.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Hot pot

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"More?"

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'