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The Four Seasonings.

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Cookbooks

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Needs salt!'

'The Burrito King.'

Too much cilantro

"Fresh pepper?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Old Spice

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Chili again?'

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

"Sriracha"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

The morning after the night before.

Murderous Chef

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"