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Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

In certain parts of the world, chili-peppers have become a valuable commodity!

On a small knoll overlooking his favourite field of greens, Chef Anton's final wish was fulfilled.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Needs salt!'

Too much cilantro

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Fresh pepper?"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Vegetable Cook

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Men's cooking'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Chili again?'