Spice Collecting Gifts

Old Spice

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

In certain parts of the world, chili-peppers have become a valuable commodity!

On a small knoll overlooking his favourite field of greens, Chef Anton's final wish was fulfilled.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Needs salt!'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Too much cilantro

"Fresh pepper?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

'Men's cooking'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Vegetable Cook

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Chili again?'

"Sriracha"