Collecting Spice Shakers Gifts

'Okay, let's shake on it.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Sister Cities

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Old Spice

'Chili again?'

"Sriracha"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

The morning after the night before.

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'How's the curry?'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

The Angel's Share

"Travellin' through?"

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

Pianist.

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.