Collecting Keepsakes Gifts

BABY BOOK VOLUME XIV

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Billy. The Kid.

Cats on Board.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rocking Horse

'Man...You age great!'

"Downton Abbey Road"

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Sister Cities

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Fossil bands

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

The Fab Four

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Lionel Messi

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.