Collecting Souvenirs Gifts

Airport Body Scanner.

Monster Souvenir

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Man wearing shirt: 'I was voted off the island and all I got was this lousy t-shirt'

'Look at the foul ball I caught at the baseball game last night.'

Excess Baggage: A Souvenir stand travelers would really like to see.

"What? I bought this scythe as a souvenir while I was on vacation in Switzerland!"

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

I love Big Ben

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

'My parents went to Miami & had everything stolen except this lousy T-shirt'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Man looking for missing person. Foot coming out of the mouth of a mounted Lion's head.

"He loved New York."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"ME!!!"

'They say it's an exact replica of the largest ball of twine Kansas.'

"What if we made miniatures and sold them as souvenirs?"

My parents visited Turin and all I got was this lousy shroud.

Lesson learned, am I right? I went to the guru and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

"He bought it on holiday."

Sister Cities

"Travellin' through?"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Billy. The Kid.

'Now that's an afro!'

Cats on Board.

Rocking Horse

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I love the Shard

"Downton Abbey Road"

'Man...You age great!'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'