Collecting Souvenirs Mugs

Airport Body Scanner.

Monster Souvenir

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Man wearing shirt: 'I was voted off the island and all I got was this lousy t-shirt'

'Look at the foul ball I caught at the baseball game last night.'

Excess Baggage: A Souvenir stand travelers would really like to see.

"What? I bought this scythe as a souvenir while I was on vacation in Switzerland!"

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

I love Big Ben

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

'My parents went to Miami & had everything stolen except this lousy T-shirt'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Man looking for missing person. Foot coming out of the mouth of a mounted Lion's head.

"He loved New York."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"ME!!!"

'They say it's an exact replica of the largest ball of twine Kansas.'

"What if we made miniatures and sold them as souvenirs?"

My parents visited Turin and all I got was this lousy shroud.

"He bought it on holiday."

Sister Cities

"Travellin' through?"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Billy. The Kid.

'Now that's an afro!'

Cats on Board.

Rocking Horse

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Downton Abbey Road"

I love the Shard

'Man...You age great!'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'