Souvenir Collector Mugs

'It all started when I got my free bus pass!'

"I am not flying south with you, Harold, if you insist on wearing that stupid hat!"

The Rejects.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Last chance for T-shirts.'

Monster Souvenir

'I took this photo to bring back memories but the only thing I can remember about the day is that I took this photograph.'

Lincoln's last heir, like many descendants of great men, wasn't above cashing in on his great-grandfather's fame.

'Are you sure you're not wearing anything you bought overseas?'

Man wearing shirt: 'I was voted off the island and all I got was this lousy t-shirt'

'We always migrate to the same place: Why do you need to buy souvenirs every year?'

"How was your class field trip to the zoo?"

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

I love Big Ben

Excess Baggage: A souvenir stand travelers would really like to see.

Excess Baggage: Some travellers collect truly unique souvenirs.

'That'll be the Jubilee over, then...'

Royal wedding: Commemorative mugs

"What? I bought this scythe as a souvenir while I was on vacation in Switzerland!"

Drunk Englishmen Souvenirs

Gallery Shop

These are authentic pieces of the Berlin Wall, Mister. Only $19.99 each!

'I went to a joke convention and all I got was this lousy kick me sign.'

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"How was your day trip to France, Tom?"

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Get Your Jubilee Tat Here!

Gift shop

"Proof? He got a commemorative mug."

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

T-shirt - I Love Australia (Upside Down)

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Head Hunter, "It's a hoax there plastic."