Spice Collection Pillows

The Four Seasonings.

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Cookbooks

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Needs salt!'

"Fresh pepper?"

Too much cilantro

'The Burrito King.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Old Spice

'Chili again?'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Sriracha"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

The morning after the night before.

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

Murderous Chef

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'How's the curry?'

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"