Spicy Condiments Collector Pillows

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

Come dine with me!

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Flying sauces.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Men's cooking'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

Cook in the cookery section.

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Old Spice

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"Ah — excellent catsup."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

She found baking helped enormously.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Jesus and the Peeps