Spicy Condiments Collector Pillows

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

Come dine with me!

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Flying sauces.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Men's cooking'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Old Spice

Mayo-A-Mayo

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Cook in the cookery section.

Seminal moments in Chicken History

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'