Collecting Condiments Pillows

Flying sauces.

'Sorry, I don't have any water -- But how about some Grey Poupon?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Tabletop Theatre

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Mayo-A-Mayo

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Old Spice

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"It's marzipan pigs."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Jesus and the Peeps

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

"Steroids."

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."