Condiment Lover Pillows

"Sorry pal, I'm all out of mustard, but there's plenty of ketchup!"

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"You're the lid to my pot."

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Flying sauces.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Banana Split Personality

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Tabletop Theatre

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Chocolate Shop

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."