Quirky Condiment Lover Pillows

LEMONADE 50 CENTS 37 FLAVORS, 'Oh, salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, worcestershire sauce....'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Ice Cream Flavors

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

Eye of Newt Helper

Salvador Deli

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

Healthy Chocolate Co.

The Mayo Clinic

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'What kind of idiot orders a triple anchovy pizza with no cheese?'

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

"I wish I was special."