Quirky Culinary Fan Pillows

"Sardine on pumpernickel is an unusual request, your honor, but this is an unusual trial."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Roadkill Restaurant

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Our Troubled Chowders

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Salad Hat

Salvador Deli

Eye of Newt Helper

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'