Quirky Condiment Lover Mugs

LEMONADE 50 CENTS 37 FLAVORS, 'Oh, salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, worcestershire sauce....'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Mayo-A-Mayo

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Ice Cream Flavors

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

Salvador Deli

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Eye of Newt Helper

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

Healthy Chocolate Co.

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

'What kind of idiot orders a triple anchovy pizza with no cheese?'

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Needs ketchup."

"Freshly ground pepper, sir?"

"I wish I was special."