Quirky Dessert Lover Mugs

Hades. The food is always the same down here. It's seared steak and blackened fish, both covered in hot sauce. For dessert, it's devils food cake and this flaming cherries jubilee. Just take the food, Ernie. We might not get his chance again in an eternity. The important thing is now these are take-out meals!

Footsicle

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

His Her Cakes

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Banana Split Personality

Ice Cream Dreams.