Condiment Enthusiasts Mugs

Cow puts salad dressing on grass.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Pastries and Candy

Flying sauces.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Tabletop Theatre

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Chocolate Shop

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Shark infested custard!

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The dark side of Halloween.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Mayo-A-Mayo

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'