Condiment Enthusiasts Mugs

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Flying sauces.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Pastries and Candy

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Tabletop Theatre

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Shark infested custard!

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The dark side of Halloween.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Secret sweetie drawer...

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."