Condiment Crafter Pillows

Tabletop Theatre

Counting ribs

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Flying sauces.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

Dijon Vu

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Beating Dad at Chess.

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

'Mind if I join you? I told your wife that if she didn't like the way I cook, she could have a run at it herself.'

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'I'm just not keen.'

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

'What have you got?'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."