Condiment Creator Pillows

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Canape?

Flying sauces.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Tabletop Theatre

Baker Romance

In the DNA Kitchen

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Sweet surprise.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

"Ah — excellent catsup."

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

She found baking helped enormously.

"Christmas pudcast"