Condiment Campaigner Pillows

'I want to start a movement to remove little ketchup packets from fast food restaurants. I can't dunk my fries!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Tabletop Theatre

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

Dijon Vu

Nicola Sturgeon

'I'm just not keen.'

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, but I'll use a lot of euphemisms!'

The Mayo Clinic

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

"I see ketchup from the burger place and mustard from the hot dog place. Your shirt is a browser history of what you've eaten."

A production line adds condiments to cars

Vote

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."