Condiment Campaigner Pillows

'I want to start a movement to remove little ketchup packets from fast food restaurants. I can't dunk my fries!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Tabletop Theatre

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

"Ah — excellent catsup."

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

Dijon Vu

'I'm just not keen.'

Nicola Sturgeon

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, but I'll use a lot of euphemisms!'

"I wish I was special."

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

"Needs ketchup."

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

"I see ketchup from the burger place and mustard from the hot dog place. Your shirt is a browser history of what you've eaten."

Vote

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"