Chemical Concoction Creator Pillows

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

'Ever since my Westinghouse scholarship, it's been all downhill.'

Toadstools

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'Love is a Drug'.

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"And now from downtown!"

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

The slow cooker changed everything

For Witches of a Certain Age

'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'

'The Food and Drug Administration is really cracking down. Now we have to list all the ingredients in our potions.'

"Organic frog, tongue of gluten free dog, wing of sustainable bat..."

"... No, I don't want you to add, eye of newt and blood of bat... This is our porridge!"

"Are your hands clean?"

"Are you ordering two more bottles or just slipping into your 'great icons of drinking' mode?"

"No more science parties for you!"