Magic Concoction Enthusiast Pillows

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"I said slime."

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Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Rocket and Witch Race

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Toenail clipping missile.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."