Magic Recipe Enthusiasts Pillows

"The BBC went for the 'three thin hags' cookery programme idea."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Toadstools

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I said slime."

Broomstick crash.

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"I can't believe he brought her."

Rocking Witches.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'