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"The BBC went for the 'three thin hags' cookery programme idea."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

The Witches Discover The Wok

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Magic Tricks

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'