Magic Concoction Enthusiast Prints

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."