Love Potion Enthusiast Prints

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"The antidote is $150."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Abra-Viagra."

Love Potion

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'Love is a Drug'.

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

Drink Me.

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Natural Medicines

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

'Nine out of ten witch doctors stranded on an island prefer eyes of newt over bat wings for a headache.'

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

Rum Mage Sale Today

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.