Magic Potion Collector Pillows

Love Potion

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

Lobster potion.

"Does the 5 Second Rule apply to eye of newt?"

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

"Organic frog, tongue of gluten free dog, wing of sustainable bat..."

'Right, right, you get 3 wishes. Listen, you try being submerged in a $5 merlot for 4 years and see how good your memory is.'

"And, just to be on the safe side, tongue of attorney."

'I know it's not too good, but if we just dump it, we'll be violating the hazardous wastes act.'

'You went to culinary school? This is not exactly a culinary thing we're doing here.'

"Dios mio! I can't believe they're selling this!"

"I miss the 'boil and bubble', but it saves a lot of time."

Love Potion

"It's a magic potion that makes everything you say interesting."