Magic Materials Collector Pillows

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Newt sale

Jack in the box on strike.

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

Love Potion

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'Am I bald?'

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

"We offer video games, snacks, t-shirts, coffee mugs, beer and wine. Oh, and we also we have a movie."

"We can't be the only three."

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"You'd like a body like mine?... Yeah, you wish!"

Doug Henning.

Well, shoot. If we lose, what are we going to do with all this merch we had printed up? 1549 Regional Champs.

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

"Due to supply-chain issues, two of your three wishes are currently unavailable."

"I'm searching for cobalt, a vital part of those lithium-ion car batteries. But more important, I have to find some oats for the donkey."

'You bring an impressive array of bundled services to the table.'

Perry Grayson

Divorce Court

"I need to be upfront...with me you only get the one wish, the granting of which depends on your behaviour!"

A pencil? Sorry, not much call for those.

'Right, right, you get 3 wishes. Listen, you try being submerged in a $5 merlot for 4 years and see how good your memory is.'

My birthday is coming up, Lance� Have you heard the expression, "Diamonds are a girl's best friend"? There's another expression, Gloria� "A zircon in need is a zircon indeed."

'I found this frog whistle under her mattress!'

'This is one of the most powerful marketing tools known to man!'

The magic wand that Merlin bought on E-Bay turned out to be a chop stick.

"Sorry, but I can't make any promises on any wishes that have anything to do with the government."

"No I don't want to play marbles again."