Magic Ball Collector Pillows

'Am I bald?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

Love Potion

'He's been shot!'

'What's wrong with you?'

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

'Big advantage!!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

"I see you on a beach..."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

"He wants to know why you flushed him down the toilet."

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

'Don't add potassium nitrate to anything this year.'

No caption. (A cat with the appearance of a child holds a balloon with a bird inside).

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

"You'd like a body like mine?... Yeah, you wish!"

"How much do you tip your genie?"