Magic Ball Collector Pillows

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Govt. UK led by Seance

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

'He's been shot!'

Love Potion

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'Big advantage!!'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"I see you on a beach..."

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

'Don't add potassium nitrate to anything this year.'

"He wants to know why you flushed him down the toilet."

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

"You'd like a body like mine?... Yeah, you wish!"

Madam Mae: Fortune teller - Fortune 500.

"How much do you tip your genie?"