Collecting Magic Items Pillows

'Right, right, you get 3 wishes. Listen, you try being submerged in a $5 merlot for 4 years and see how good your memory is.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Soldiers' Ego

Love Potion

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Watering can helmet.

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

Knight school.

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Pianist.

"Darn paparazzi."

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

Good Luck

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

'Go on then.....Rule!'

Have a nice downward spiral.

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

Common Dodo!

Gladstone's Retirement

"We can't be the only three."

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

Reject shop: God bowl.

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

'Greetings 2000' Santa passing out gasmasks as presents to children

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'