Collecting Lucky Items Pillows

"I'm a lucky guy."

Fly Football

Clown on bike.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Good Luck in your Exams.

Bathroom Fairy

Apocalypse Research Center

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'Have you any W fronts?'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

A close shave on the Titanic...

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Tin Can Operation.

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'I'll take ten, please.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

Pianist.

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

Feart!

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"Darn paparazzi."