Collecting Magic Sets Pillows

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I said slime."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Sock Puppet in Literature

100% carbon neutral

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Rocket and Witch Race

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Juggler and Illusionist

Witch's Brew.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."