Magic Shop Enthusiast Pillows

I'll trade you my phone for a latte. Pardon? You'll love it. It's vintage. A collector's item. It's from 1998. I bought it from a really old man in a magic shop last year. No deal. Come on! It's not like the shop vanished as soon as I left it. And it's not like I keep getting mysterious late-night calls on it from people in 1998 who keep telling me jokes I've already heard a million times. And it's not like the magic shop man told me I can only get rid of the phone by selling it or trading it. R

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Desert Island BBQ

Rocking Witches.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"I said slime."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Magic Tricks

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror