Collecting Magic Sets Mugs

Doug Henning.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I said slime."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

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Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'