
"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."
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"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."
Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"
Assault 'n' Vinegar
"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."
It turns out they don't go together so well,
Canape?
Flying sauces.
Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.
Baker Romance
"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."
Tabletop Theatre
In the DNA Kitchen
'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'
Sweet surprise.
You're the icing on my cupcake!
I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.
Instant Gratification Cafe.
'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'
Mayo-A-Mayo
I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.
'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'
"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"
A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.
'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'
"Ah — excellent catsup."
"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"
She found baking helped enormously.
The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.
'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'
'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'
"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."
'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'
ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.
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