Condiment Connoisseur Gifts

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'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'Please pass the Grey Purr-r-pon.'

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'I don't suppose you have a bottle of ketchup, do you, Dad?'

Condiment Counselling

'Sorry, I don't have any water -- But how about some Grey Poupon?'

Mayo-A-Mayo

According to industry newsletters, ketchup remains the world's most popular condiment. Mustard continues to be pretty lame, and sorta jealous.

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

Catsup vs Ketsup.

No table salt. - 'Right.' - 'Still no table salt.' - 'Okay.' - 'Table Salt!!!' - 'I wanted pepper.' -

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'That's the last time I ask the Walkers to dinner. They offered to bring the ketchup.'

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

"How do I tell a diner 'no ketchup' in a courteous, yet condescending way?"

Some students are keener than others.

'Let there be lite...er, wait. Let me try that again.'

'Thousand Island.'

A vampire about to use mayonnaise on his new victim.

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Needs ketchup."

"Ladies, ladies. There's enough of me to go around."

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

Jersey Catsup.

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Ketchup Hourglass

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."