Condiment Aficionado Gifts

'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'

'It's mustard man'

'We only have ketchup, relish and mustard, Moses dropped the other condiments on the way down,'

"If life were a picnic table, you would be the cheap yellow mustard."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Any time is cake o'clock

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Too much sugar."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Flying sauces.

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

Bubble gum leaves

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Chocolate Shop

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

The dark side of Halloween.

Mouse with a cat cake.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.