Condiment Aficionado T-Shirts

'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'

'It's mustard man'

'We only have ketchup, relish and mustard, Moses dropped the other condiments on the way down,'

"If life were a picnic table, you would be the cheap yellow mustard."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Any time is cake o'clock

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Too much sugar."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Bubble gum leaves

Flying sauces.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Chocolate Shop

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

The dark side of Halloween.

"I say we move on to dessert."

Mayo-A-Mayo

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

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