Condiment Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

A production line adds condiments to cars

Flying Sauces

"I wish I was special."

"Lots of people want to hold me, but no one really cares."

'Grey Poupon, Grey Poupon, Grey Poupon!'

'I'm the sauce chef. I'm supposed to put sauce on everything.'

'Frankly, I don't know how we ever got along before we had ketchup.'

"I see ketchup from the burger place and mustard from the hot dog place. Your shirt is a browser history of what you've eaten."

Chutney

"Check it out! This is sooo cool! Red ketchup!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Flying sauces.

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Baker Romance

Chocolate Shop

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."