Condiments Gifts

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Ah — excellent catsup."

'I'm on a fixed income. The only time I go to a fast food restaurant is if I'm low on salt, sugar and condiments.'

Dijon Vu

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

"It's nice to ketchup on old times."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Assault 'n' Vinegar

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Newt sale

Flying sauces.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Tabletop Theatre

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

'I'm just not keen.'

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

Beating Dad at Chess.

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'