Collecting Condiments Gifts

Flying sauces.

'Sorry, I don't have any water -- But how about some Grey Poupon?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Tabletop Theatre

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Old Spice

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"It's marzipan pigs."

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Jesus and the Peeps

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Steroids."