Cinnamon Aficionado Gifts

"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Too much sugar."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Bubble gum leaves

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Baking

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

New Age Store.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Time is HONEY

Miracle Mom #5,293

East End Maps.

The dark side of Halloween.

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"