Cinnamon Bun Aficionado Gifts

"I'm a monster."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Mock Fight At The Bakery

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

Candy Corn Dracula

Pumpkin Spice

"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"

'Crumbs everywhere!'

'The price or the biscuits?'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

The Mythical Unicorn.

'It's unanimous, we'll have the donuts with sprinkles.'

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

Maize

"I think grandmom knows as much as Wikipedia, and you can EAT her cookies."

"I've GOT to quit giving myself a bath after I eat sticky buns!"

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

Eat the Author

Help yourself

'That dog will do anything for a biscuit.'

'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'Chocolate patch'

'Did you offer the young man a biscuit Mildred...'

"This second citation is for failing to bribe a police officer with donuts."