Cinnamon Enthusiast Gifts

Real Cinnamon/Fake Cinnamon

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Chocolate Shop

Honey Wallah

Baking

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Salt and Pepper

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

New Age Store.

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."