Cockney Enthusiast Gifts

East End Maps.

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

East End Maternity Hospital - "It's a barrow boy."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Baking

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Miracle Mom #5,293

The dark side of Halloween.

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Roadkill cookies"

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Secret sweetie drawer...