Heir To Condiment Collection Pillows

'One day, my son, my entire collection of tomato sauce sachets will be yours'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Assault 'n' Vinegar

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Flying sauces.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Tabletop Theatre

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

Dijon Vu

Beating Dad at Chess.

'I'm just not keen.'

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

'What have you got?'

The Mayo Clinic

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"