Spirit Sampler Gifts

"It's the right drink in the right place at the right time."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Man: 'See Wendy?! I told you my dad's homemade Vodka would put hair on your chest!'

"I'm on the whisky diet - I've lost 3 days already..."

Holistic Alcohol Consumption

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

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Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'You can't come in here with that.'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Your husband says BOO!"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."