Culture Sampler Gifts

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

Try to guess the continent dining...

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Your French dip, sir.'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Now that's an afro!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Mr. Punch in Venice

Now showing, at a University near you...

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Stonehenge Explained

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Victorian Selfie

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Greek A-Z Map,

All-Candy Seder.

Summertime.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Folk Wedding

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

Closed for Renovation

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

A London gent abroad