Culture Collector Gifts

Diversity...

"Hey, tomorrow we could leaf through our passports!"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Bert's dog training.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Snowmen Around The World...

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Cake Free Zone

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Eat me"

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."